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vvolfxmoon:

I’m so disgusted.

This is not okay.

urulokid:

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse

50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes 

Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?

50 Shades of Glorified Abuse

50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use

Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink

4 hours ago with 78,297 notes

graveflovver:

The river runs red and I think I’m dyin’

5 hours ago with 51 notes

brattybmarie:

friendly reminder that famous viner curtis lepore is a rapist.

What a fucking loser piece of shit

some-good-songs:

Champagne Supernova  »  Oasis

Where were you when we were getting high?

19 hours ago with 319 notes

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

20 hours ago with 79,623 notes