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*buys a $40 bottle of gluten free ketchup at whole foods and has the workers carry me on their shoulders to my car so I don’t have to get my shoes dirty*
I Am A Great Person
i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce
Wearing a sundress all summer so I can be ready to lift it up and sit on your face at any given point.