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"capitalism sucks"

edwad:

*buys a $40 bottle of gluten free ketchup at whole foods and has the workers carry me on their shoulders to my car so I don’t have to get my shoes dirty*

I Am A Great Person

10 hours ago with 249 notes

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

10 hours ago with 51,780 notes

Tagged: #self

fuckyeaheda:

Wearing a sundress all summer so I can be ready to lift it up and sit on your face at any given point.

12 hours ago with 29,807 notes

lunar-creep:

angerandcoffeee:

i’m fricken bored and my butt is awesome so this had to happen

bae

i’m fricken bored and my butt is awesome so this had to happen